THE COOKIE MONSTER
Cindy McCain is being accused of stealing yet another “family” recipe, this time from Hershey’s. Why does Cindy McCain have recipes anyway? The only thing a Barbie doll trophy wife needs to make is reservations.

And seriously, she is married to John McCain. How many different ways can you make Metamucil?



BUSH BRINGS RELIEF
President Bush toured areas of the Midwest devastated by floods on Thursday. The President said aid, food, water, and rescuers will be arriving....as soon as the government can find a way to make money off the situation.




BARACK THE FLOPPER
Barack Obama decided to flip-flop and walk away from public financing after agreeing to it earlier in the year. Not to be outdone, John McCain immediately decided to flip-flop on....everything.....again.




A NEW BABY
17 year old Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of Britney, has just given birth to a baby girl named Maddie Briann. Maddie Briann? This further proves, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.