JUNO PART II
Seventeen high school girls in Massachusetts got pregnant at the same time in what may have been a pact. Turns out, all of these girls got pregnant after attending the Boston Celtics Championship After-Party.




VIVA LA FRANCE
France recently announced they are going to scale down and cut back on troops in their "great military." Really? That’s like Kevin Federline saying he’s going to scale down and cut back on making all those "platinum albums."





STOP THE RAIDS
Three West Coast mayors are asking the leaders of other cities to take a stand against workplace immigration raids by government officials. A compromise was reached. Instead of deporting the illegals, the government will now deport the mayors.




MODEL OF SERVICE
Naomi Campbell was given 200 hours of community service over her air rage incident in England. The judge said Campbell would do the community the greatest service if she would just “stop modeling.”




HER SECRET IS OUT
A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret after one of their thongs broke and injured her. This is just outrageous. I mean, why is a 52 yr old woman wearing a thong in the first place?

I'm thinking, if she doesn't know how to wear a thong, maybe she needs to start wearing a helmet.