Man Attacks McDonalds Worker Over Filet-O-Fish Sandwich

SOUTH BRUNSWICK, NJ (APP) — What started as a late-night order for a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich and turned into an attack on a drive-thru worker could land a New Brunswick man back in prison, police said.
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Doctors Claim Man Has World’s Largest Man Boobs

A Chinese farmer, who turned up at a chest clinic in Beijing, is thought to have the world’s biggest man boobs.
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Women Try To Smuggle Dead Body Onto Plane In Wheelchair

Shades of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's." Two women were arrested at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport for trying to board an EasyJet plane with a dead body, police said on Tuesday.
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Woman Sets Fire In Police Station To Be Closer To Boyfriend

LEWISTON — A Bangor woman was arrested Friday, accused of setting a poster on fire in the lobby of the police station. The reason she did it: Police say Cox wanted to get arrested to be closer to her boyfriend, who had been taken to the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn the night before.
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"Child" In Support Case Is A Granddad

Fights over children, who gets custody and how much for child support, are at the heart of any family law court on any given day. In this case, however, the mom has a head of gray hair and has been collecting Social Security for more than a decade. The father was born in the heart of the Jazz Age, when Coolidge was President. And the "child" in question is a retired grandfather.
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8 Year Old Boy Takes Family Van For Gas, Crashes

BETHEL, Ohio (AP) - An Ohio man says his 8-year-old son was just trying to do him a favor and get gasoline when the boy drove the family's minivan and crashed it.
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Study Shows Women With More Education, Get Drunk More Often

Women who went to university consume more alcohol than their less-highly-educated counterparts, a major study has found. Those with degrees are almost twice as likely to drink daily, and they are also more likely to admit to having a drinking problem.
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Tiger Woods Moves to Stop Sex Toys With His Likeness

(HP) - Tiger Woods sex toys have flooded the market since the world's top golfer became embroiled in an intricate web of women. As it turns out, Woods' lawyers aren't pleased.
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Casino Offers "Winner" Breakfast Instead Of $42 Million

Denver, CO, United States (AHN) - A customer at a Colorado casino won a $42 million jackpot, however managers at the casino offered her a free breakfast and $23 in lieu of the millions. The reason? They said the slot machine malfunctioned and that its top payout is only $250,000.
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Woman Crashes Into Salon, Stays To Get Hair Done

PLAINFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) ― An 82-year-old woman who accidentally crashed her car through the front window of a southwest Michigan salon stuck around afterward for an appointment to get her hair done.
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Dumb Asses of the Week

Would-be Robbers Get Nabbed At Crime Scene
Juan Pablo Vargas-Sanabria and Damian Miguel Regalado were arrested Tuesday night for allegedly trying rob a man at knife-point in the parking lot of a convenience store in Southern Oregon. How did they get caught? By returning to the scene of the crime to get there car....when the cops were interviewing witnesses.
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Man Arrested After Running Nude Through Grocery Store
A Church Hill man has been charged with indecent exposure after allegedly running nude through a Kingsport grocery store, wearing only a rubber mask on his face.

The man was arrested at a nearby Hardee's, where he reportedly asked employees for clothing before hiding in the bathroom. Police say the suspect admitted to the incident, citing, "he was bored and didn't have anything to do."
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Naked Woman In Elevator Goes Down
A Norfolk woman is facing a May hearing after Henrico County police responded to a complaint from a Short Pump hotel "of a nude female on the elevator screaming with [a] gun."

The incident Friday at 8:30 p.m. at the Hilton Richmond Hotel & Spa ended peacefully in the parking lot, where Franchesca D. Edwards, 25, was arrested without resistance, clothed and armed with a "cap gun," according to police.
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You Can Check "Bank Robbery" Off Your Bucket List
Last week Patrica D. Edwards, 51, walked into a bank, handed a teller a note and left with cash before being apprehended three days later, according to police in DeLand, FL. But it's the motive that makes this story.

In a phone interview from jail, Edwards, pictured at left via the bank's cameras, told a TV reporter that robbing the bank was on her "bucket list" adding, "Because I think everybody should have a bucket list of things they want to do before they expire."
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Wife Suffers Tonsil Injury From Oral Sex

MOSCOW (APP) - A young woman from Moscow received emergency treatment after suffering a serious injury to the mucous membranes in her throat while performing fellatio on her husband.
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Easter Bunny Roughed Up Outside NY Candy Shop

FISHKILL, NY (AP) - Police say a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny to promote a Hudson Valley candy shop was slammed to the ground by a man who then ran away.
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Flight Attendants Go Nude - Cause Turbulence Of Their Own

Nine women, all flight attendants with the now bankrupt Spanish Air Comet airline, posed nude for a calendar to "continue to publicize their situation and demand a solution."
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Now We Know Why Men Look at Women

This stunning news comes via a serious academic study done by Dr. Louann Brizendine, a member of the National Board of Medical Examiners. She says, "They have to check out the goods."
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Muggers Caught When Returning For Car

MEDFORD, Ore. (AP) - The people who witnessed a robbery attempt at an Oregon convenience store didn't need to describe the muggers. They just needed to point.
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Man Fleeing Police Jumps Fence - Into Prison

CLEVELAND (AP) - Police say a motorist fleeing officers in Cleveland abandoned his car and jumped a fence - landing in what turned out to be a prison yard.
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Calif. Woman Gets 6 Months For Fake Breasts Heist

WESTMINSTER, Calif. (AP) - Orange County's so-called "Breast Implant Bandit" has been sentenced to six months in jail for stealing a pair of breast implants.
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Dumb Asses of the Week

'Numbskull' thief steals officer's bag at police party
One dumb thief has been dubbed a 'numbskull' after stealing a handbag from a police officer - in a bar full of police officers.
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Police: Robbers Called Bank To Get Money Ready
FAIRFIELD, Conn. -- Fairfield police said even they were surprised by the actions of these criminals: two would-be robbers called a bank ahead of time to get the money ready and were arrested at the scene.
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Man who tried to break INTO jail gets 15 years
VIERA — Obscenities and claims of injustice marked a hearing Monday for a Cocoa man sentenced to the maximum 15 years in prison for violating probation in a manslaughter case by trying to break back into the Brevard County Detention Center.
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Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.
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3-year-old caught on tape smoking pot

Middletown, Conn. (WTNH) - Police in Middletown, Conn., have charged the parents of a toddler after they found a video of the baby smoking marijuana.
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Wife Wins $9 Million From Husband's Alleged Mistress

North Carolina 'Alienation of Affection' Law May Force Alleged Mistress to Pay Up
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SoCal Teacher Arrested In Alleged Drunken Teaching

THERMAL, Calif. (AP) - A Southern California school teacher has been arrested for allegedly teaching while drunk.
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Robbers called bank for money to go

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Police in Connecticut say they had ample warning of a bank robbery because the two suspects called the bank ahead of time and told an employee to get a bag of money ready.
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Man jailed for duct-taping girlfriend’s mouth so she would listen

A Florida man was sentenced to 90 days in jail and a year probation for binding his girlfriend's hands and taping her mouth shut "so she would listen."
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An 11-year-old has the most disgusting shoes in America.

MONTPELIER, VT -- Trinette Robinson of Bristol, Conn., was crowned the winner of the 35th annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker contest Tuesday in Montpelier, Vt.
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Burglar enters NJ restaurant, cooks chicken, ignores cash

HILLSDALE, N.J. (AP) - Police in a New Jersey town say someone broke into a restaurant and cooked a chicken and rice dish before fleeing - leaving behind a pile of dirty dishes.
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Walmart "appalled" at racist PA remark

WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) - An announcement at a Walmart store in New Jersey ordering black people to leave, brought chagrin and apologies Wednesday from leaders of the company.
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SEX.com: Most Wanted Domain name Too Hot to Be Sold

NEW YORK (AP) ― The suitors for Sex.com have been put off for now. An auction for the much-sought-after domain name was canceled Wednesday after three creditors filed a petition forcing the owner into bankruptcy.
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Dumb Asses of the Week!

FAKE COP ARRESTED AFTER PULLING OVER A REAL ONE
PHOENIX (AP) - An Arizona man accused of admonishing motorists of traffic laws while posing as a police officer apparently picked the wrong driver to pull over.
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BURGLAR BUSTED AFTER BREAKING IN, AND USING STORE COMPUTER
KENNEWICK, Wash. (AP) - A burglar who spent about five hours on a store's computer after breaking into the business gave police all the clues they needed to track him down.
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SLEEPING MAN SHOCKED AFTER DISCOVERING A DRUNK COLD MAN IN HIS BED
PITTSBURGH, PA -- Police said a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.
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TWO PEOPLE ARRESTED WHILE VISITING INMATES.
GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. -- Two people were arrested in separate incidents on the same day at the Gwinnett County Jail while visiting inmates.
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MAN ARRESTED FOR HIDING DRUGS IN HIS FAT ROLLS
BROOKSVILLE, Fl. -- Deputies say an inmate smuggled Xanax pills into the Hernando County Jail by hiding them in the fat rolls on his stomach.
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Drunk, high dad leaves baby in oven overnight

CNN) -- A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.
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Man fined for 'assaulting police woman with his genitals'

A 28 year-old Lithuanian man attempted to strike a female officer on the head after she was called out to a disturbance at his flat.
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Theft suspect caught with $26K stuffed in bra

A woman arrested as part of a team of suspected forgers who attempted to bilk thousands of dollars of cash from local banks was booked into the Spokane County Jail, where jail employees found she stuffed her bra with $26,000.
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Walmart fires Michigan man for using medical marijuana

BATTLE CREEK, Mich.-- Now that medical marijuana is legal in Michigan, can an employer fire a worker who tests positive for the drug? WalMart says it can, so it did.
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Nurses: Sexual gratification not part of patient care

A Dutch nurses' union launched a campaign Friday decrying demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.
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Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line

CUDJOE KEY, FL -- A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat.
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Dumb Asses of the Week

Police: Box of marijuana marked with motorist's name
HOLIDAY, Fla., -- Authorities in Florida said a box of marijuana found in a car was labeled with the motorist's first name and the word "pot."
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N.O. man driving stolen vehicle arrested after asking cop for directions
SLIDELL, La. – Slidell police arrested a man last week after he pulled up next to a police officer while driving a stolen vehicle and asked her for directions.
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Police: Man breaks into church to watch porn
AMES, Iowa -- Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who broke into a church where he allegedly used the institution's electronic equipment to watch pornography.
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Burglar trying to steal a car gets locked IN
A pair of Columbia County residents used their car's key fob to keep a man suspected of trying to steal the car locked inside until authorities arrived.
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Alleged thief tried to cash in stolen lottery tickets
Allen Nguyen allegedly stole $70 worth of Florida scratch-off lottery tickets from a Winter Haven Circle K store and was busted when he returned to the same store to cash in a winner.
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