Dumb Asses of the Week

Would-be Robbers Get Nabbed At Crime Scene
Juan Pablo Vargas-Sanabria and Damian Miguel Regalado were arrested Tuesday night for allegedly trying rob a man at knife-point in the parking lot of a convenience store in Southern Oregon. How did they get caught? By returning to the scene of the crime to get there car....when the cops were interviewing witnesses.
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Man Arrested After Running Nude Through Grocery Store
A Church Hill man has been charged with indecent exposure after allegedly running nude through a Kingsport grocery store, wearing only a rubber mask on his face.

The man was arrested at a nearby Hardee's, where he reportedly asked employees for clothing before hiding in the bathroom. Police say the suspect admitted to the incident, citing, "he was bored and didn't have anything to do."
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Naked Woman In Elevator Goes Down
A Norfolk woman is facing a May hearing after Henrico County police responded to a complaint from a Short Pump hotel "of a nude female on the elevator screaming with [a] gun."

The incident Friday at 8:30 p.m. at the Hilton Richmond Hotel & Spa ended peacefully in the parking lot, where Franchesca D. Edwards, 25, was arrested without resistance, clothed and armed with a "cap gun," according to police.
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You Can Check "Bank Robbery" Off Your Bucket List
Last week Patrica D. Edwards, 51, walked into a bank, handed a teller a note and left with cash before being apprehended three days later, according to police in DeLand, FL. But it's the motive that makes this story.

In a phone interview from jail, Edwards, pictured at left via the bank's cameras, told a TV reporter that robbing the bank was on her "bucket list" adding, "Because I think everybody should have a bucket list of things they want to do before they expire."
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