On-Air Personality, Comedian and Published Humorist William Hale gives his twisted comical take on the latest news headlines. Topical humor has never been so topically humorous.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Dumb Asses of the Week
Police: Box of marijuana marked with motorist's name
HOLIDAY, Fla., -- Authorities in Florida said a box of marijuana found in a car was labeled with the motorist's first name and the word "pot."
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N.O. man driving stolen vehicle arrested after asking cop for directions
SLIDELL, La. – Slidell police arrested a man last week after he pulled up next to a police officer while driving a stolen vehicle and asked her for directions.
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Police: Man breaks into church to watch porn
AMES, Iowa -- Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who broke into a church where he allegedly used the institution's electronic equipment to watch pornography.
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Burglar trying to steal a car gets locked IN
A pair of Columbia County residents used their car's key fob to keep a man suspected of trying to steal the car locked inside until authorities arrived.
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Alleged thief tried to cash in stolen lottery tickets
Allen Nguyen allegedly stole $70 worth of Florida scratch-off lottery tickets from a Winter Haven Circle K store and was busted when he returned to the same store to cash in a winner.
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