THE NFL WRAP

T.O SOUNDS OFF
After the Cowboys loss last Sunday, Terrell Owens said, "You know, I'm just gonna play with whomever is back there at quarterback. If you can come back there and quarterback, hey -- I'll play with you." That's right, T.O. will play with anyone back there at Quarterback....unless your name is Donovan McNabb or Jeff Garcia. Then, he'll just call you lazy and gay.




RAIDERS RELEASE HALL
Due to their 2-6 start, the Oakland Raiders have released their biggest off-season acquisition CB DeAngelo Hall. When contacted, Hall told reporters, "I am very upset.......that it took the Raiders this long. Hell, I've been missing tackles on purpose for 8 weeks trying to get the hell out of here!"



OH THOSE SUCKY RAIDERS
Speaking of the Raiders, Oakland rakced up a negative 2 yards in the first half last week and ended the game with 77 yards total. To put this in perspective, Sen. John McCain gained more yards running away from President Bush during the election than the Raiders gained the entire game.




MATT JONES SET TO APPEAL
Matt Jones, WR with the Jaguars, is appealing his 3 game suspension after a felony conviction came down on him for cocain use. The NFL said they had to suspend Jones because at every game, the groundscrew had to keep redoing the field due to Jones sniffing up all the white lines.



HERM EDWARDS GIVES APPLAUSE
Kansas City Chiefs Coach Herm Edwards applauded the victory by newly President-Elect Barack Obama saying "this is a great day in American history." Edwards then proceeded to offer Obama a multi-year contract to play quarterback for the team. Edwards said he contemplated sending a similar offer to Gov. Palin to play running back, but figured he already had enough women at that position.





HORRIBLE FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM THAT DESTROYED YOURS LAST WEEK

Gus Frerotte, QB, Vikings -- 11-for-18, 182 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT

Peyton Hillis, RB, Broncos -- 116 receiving yards, 1 TD

Cedric Benson, RB, Bengals -- 24 carries, 104 yards, 1 TD

Michael Jenkins, WR, Falcons -- 2 catches, 64 yards, 2 TD

Koren Robinson, WR, Seahawks -- 4 catches, 105 yards, 1 TD

Brent Celek, TE, Eagles -- 6 catches, 131 yards





BEST FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM....EVER!!!