DANTE'S INFERNO
Dante Culpepper returned as the starting QB for the Detroit Lions. It didn't help. The Lions lost 38-14. After the game, Dante said the Lions suck so bad, he doesn't even think they could beat Devry. Dante also said the huddle was in total disarray. He said he's never tried to call a play in the huddle while guys where playing pictionary and connect 4.
CADILLAC OUT OF THE SHOP
Cadillac Williams has been activated by the Buccaneers for their game this weekend. Cadillac says he can't wait to get on the field and get hurt again. Right after saying that, Cadillac fell off the podium and tore his ACL.
TATUM BELL STEALS A 2ND CHANCE WITH BRONCOS
The Denver Broncos have re-signed RB Tatum Bell due to injuries in the backfield. Tatum Bell was cut earlier by the Lions and charged with stealing newly acquired RB Rudi Johnson's luggage on the way out. This led to Bell's new nickname in the locker room, Tatum "Winona Ryder" Bell.
MATT HASSEL-is-BACK
Seattle Seahawks QB Matt Hasselback has announced he will make his first start in six weeks this weekend against the Cardinals. "Hasselback is starting? WOOOO HOOOOO!!!," said the Cardinals.
MARC BULGER RETURNS
The Rams announced QB Marc Bulger will start this weekend against the 49ers despite his recent struggles. "Bulger is starting? WOOOO HOOOOO!!!," said the 49ers.
HORRIBLE FANTASY TEAM THAT DESTROYED YOURS
Brady Quinn, QB, Browns -- 23-for-35, 239 yards, 2 TDs
BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB, Patriots -- 26 carries, 105 yards, TD
Kevin Smith, RB, Lions -- 123 total yards, TD
Mark Bradley, WR, Chiefs -- 9 catches, 81 yards, TD
Malcom Floyd, WR, Chargers -- 4 catches, 76 yards, TD
Dustin Keller, TE, Jets -- 6 catches, 107 yards, TD
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