With the Cowboys most recent loss to the Rams of all teams, Jerry Jones needs to make some tough decisions about the future of his team. So in order to assist him with this endeavor, I put together a few things that Jerry can do to right this ship.
Top 10 Things Jerry Jones Can Do To Turn This Season Around:
- Increase offseason Pinkie conditioning.
- Acquire another Roy Williams.
- Take Wade Phillips out for a "Dinner on the Lake" with his business partners Vinnie and Guido.
- Be more like Al Davis by only wearing 1970's sweat suits and Blue Blockers Sun Glasses.
- Overpay even more players who only average 5 plays a game.
- Start recruiting even more recently released felons (I hear Michael Vick will be getting out soon).
- Start rumors that Wade Phillips is really Dave Campo because they are never in the room at the same time.
- Bring back Jimmie Johnson, Barry Switzer, Bill Parcels, and Dave Wanstadt to play Defensive Backs.
- Have even more plastic surgery so no one knows if you are mad as hell or just surprised all the time.
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