DETROIT LIONS - Will be giving thanks for the season only being 16 games long. If this was Baseball, the Lions could be looking at a 0-162 record. By the way, the Lions are still giving thanks about Matt Millen not being there.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS - Will be giving thanks for Larry Johnson being banned from interacting with any female ever again. The Chiefs are also thankful that they are NOT the Raiders.
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES - Will be giving thanks to any one of their quarterbacks that can hit an open receiver. Preferably one that doesn't play for the other team.
DALLAS COWBOYS - Will be giving thanks to the medical staff who worked on Romo's pinky. There hasn't been that much medical attention in Dallas since J.R. Ewing got shot. The Cowboys are also thankful that Pacman Jones has been hand-cuffed and chained in Jerry Jones' basement the past 4 weeks.
ATLANTA FALCONS - Will be giving thanks to the Federal Penal system for allowing Michael Vick to plead guilty and come back to the team early. However, the Falcons are not thankful that the Westminster Dog Show will be moving to Atlanta this year.
OAKLAND RAIDERS - Will be giving thanks for San Fransicso 49ers, the San Fransisco Giants, and the Oakland A's. Because without these teams, the Raiders would be the only sucky team in the bay area.
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