VINCE YOUNG'S MAMA SHOULD JUST PUT ON PADS AND PLAY FOR HIM
The mother of Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young said he's "hurting inside and out" and indicated he might not want to play football any longer.
Felicia Young said in Wednesday editions of “The Tennessean” that her son is tired of all of the negativity he's faced after being booed during a 17-10 win Sunday over Jacksonville.
Ok, I have a few issues with this. Doesn’t this remind of when you got beat up in school and your mom had to come to the playground and thoroughly thrash the bully for you? No? Well, maybe that was just my mom. I know what Vince is going through. The last time I left the house for hours on end without telling anyone, my mom immediately called a press conference and told everyone listening that I was a little down because I got booed off the stage during my eighth grade talent show. GIVE ME A BREAK!
Vince is a grown man so why is mommy dearest speaking up for him? I mean, does she still tuck him in at night while he’s wearing his little jammies with the feeties attached? Does she feed him while making those airplane sounds? Does she put baby powder on his happy bits after he takes a bath with his brothers?
Look, Vince Young needs to take a trip to the Wizard of Oz and get a heart and some courage. Michael Jordan got booed every time he stepped into Madison Square Garden. Emmitt Smith got booed every time he played in RFK. Barry Bonds got booed…uh…um…EVERYWHERE!!! Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, Man Up, and be the football player you’re supposed to be.
SPORT COURT Question: Should we cut Vince Young and Agent Mommy some slack? Let me know over @ KnowHuddle.com
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