Monday, September 15, 2008

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USC OPENS A CAN
It was a beat down of epic proportions as USC whooped Ohio State 35-3 in the Collision at the Colliseum. There hasn't been a beating that bad since Ike and Tina Turner.


The AP Top 25 Poll came out yesterday with USC holding down the number 1 spot. Ohio State dropped down to number 13 prompting many experts to say they haven’t seen anyone fall this fast since Mike Tyson fought Michael Spinx.





CASSELL TAKES 1ST STEP
Matt Cassel takes over for Tom Brady this weekend. Matt is known as the unproven, untested, no experienced back up. In other words, he’s the “Sarah Palin” of the Patriots.





FAVRE WHO??
Aaron Rodgers threw 3 TD’s as the Packers blew out the Lions 48-25. Rodgers was very ecstatic after the game until someone reminded him that it was ONLY the Lions.





T.O. STILL TALKING
T.O. is continuing to talk about the damaged relationship between himself and Donovan McNabb. This is reminds me of a bad break-up after two people have been dating awhile. When one person doesn’t understand the relationship is really over until the restraining order shows up.




CHARLIE WEISS SUFFERS INJURY
Notre Dame Coach Charlie Wiess was on crutches after he blew out his ACL and MCL during a 35-17 victory against Michigan . This is nothing new as the Notre Dame football program has been on crutches for the last few years.

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