TEXAS-STYLE SHOOT OUT
The T.O.-Donovan McNabb drama took a backseat to thrilling football on Monday night as The Cowboys edged the Eagles 41-37. Romo said the major key to victory was the fact Jessica Simpson was in another state.
According to reports, last week, TO was ordered to pay back a portion of the Eagles salary through payroll deduction. But based on the new tax laws, TO will get a special "LOVE ME SOME ME" tax exemption.
Here's how you know you've had too much plastic surgery. In the 4th quarter, after Marion Barber scored the go ahead touchdown, the camera pans over to an elated Jerry Jones. In the midst of all the celebration in the stands AND my house, my four year old son looks at the Jerry, then looks at me and says, "Daddy, why doesn't that man's skin fit right?" I laughed so hard, I immediately gave him a 10 cent raise in his allowance.
REFEREEING THE REFEREE
Ed Hochuli's acknowledgement that he erred on a call late in Sunday's San Diego Chargers-Denver Broncos game will mean lower grades for one of the NFL's highest-profile referees. Did anyone else notice how yoked Hochuli is? He is huge. The NFL needs to start testing referees for steroids. That dude couldn't even raise his arms to signal a touchdown. The last flag he threw ended up in the 7th row.
JUST WIN BABY! AND YOU'LL STILL GET FIRED.
Reports surfaced in the Contra Costa Times over the weekend that owner Al Davis wanted to fire his coach Lane Kiffin because Davis felt some critical comments Kiffin made constituted disrespect. What? Disrespect? If anything, Al Davis should be fired for disrespecting the '70's with those sweat suits and gold chain.
BRONCO-MANIA
Many kids in the Denver area are now sporting their Broncos gear loud and proud. But as of yet, no one has gone to the barber begging for that new and stylish "Jay Cutler hairdo."
FAVRE FROM GOOD
The Patriots got out of New Jersey with a much needed win on Sunday not because they played well, but because the only open receiver Brett Favre seemed to be able to hit was the turf.
SINKING SHIP
Vikings QB Tarvaris Jackson, on losing to the Colts, "You can get mad, throw a chair, whatever. It really doesn't matter. We've just got to go out there and execute." Yea Tarvaris, go ahead and throw that chair. Because based on your performances so far, you wouldn't hit anyone with that chair anyway. At this point, you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a hand full of skittles.
LAWYER NEEDS A LAWYER
Atlanta Falcon DB Lawyer Milloy was arrested for DUI and crashing his truck into a tree on Sunday night. Unfortunately for the Falcons, that tree was the ONLY thing Milloy hit on Sunday.
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