REPUBS CRYING FOUL
Republicans are now crying "sexism" over the treatment of Gov. Sarah Palin by the media. According to Republicans, sexism is only ok when they are trashing Hillary Clinton.





PALIN'S BIG NIGHT
Gov. Palin will be giving her VP acceptance speech in front of millions of people at the Republican Convention tonight. Hopefully her other daughter won't get pregnant by then.

Bristol Palin's baby daddy will be in attendance at the Republican Convention tonight to hear his future mother-in-law's acceptance speech. Hopefully he'll be smart enough to wear a condom.




NEW ORLEANS RECOVERS
Thousands of people are still without power in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Gustav. There was however, still enough light to rob and loot abandoned houses.

One man was arrested yesterday for stealing a toaster from an appliance store. Because if there is one thing you need in a hurricane, it's warm pop tarts.



GUSTAV AFTERMATH
New pictures show some of New Orleans levee's are breaching. When President Bush heard something was breaching, he said, "I thought Bristol Palin wasn't due for a few more months."