MORE CONTROVERSY FOR PALIN
VP Nominee Sarah Palin announced yesterday her 17 yr old daughter is now pregnant. To clear his name immediately, Kevin Federline said he is NOT the father.

Palin supports "abstinence only" programs which apparently didn't work. "Abstinence Only" is like putting a cookie in front of a child, telling him not to eat it, and then walking out of the room. You KNOW he's going in for a taste!




P. DIDDY IS P. O'd
P. Diddy said, due to high gas prices, he can no longer fly his private jet and must take commercial flights from now on. It must be pretty embarrassing being forced to drink Cristal in first class with the commoners.




SOPRANO TIES THE KNOT
"Sopranos" star James Gandolfini married former model Deborah Lin on Saturday in her hometown of Honolulu, Hawaii. Good News! No one was killed, knee-capped, or beat up during the filming of the wedding.



BRITNEY TAKES A PASS
Britney Spears will not be performing at MTVs Video Music Awards this year. Spears said she’s not participating because she could just stay at home and look like a fool just as easy.