IT'S OFFICIAL
John McCain officially accepted his party’s Presidential nomination last night. And after his speech, he rode of into the sunset…..on his Rascal.

After hearing his speech, it’s quite evident McCain is Mr. “noun, verb, and P.O.W.”



PALIN FEELING THE HEAT
Gov. Sarah Palin is catching much heat for her comments mocking and degrading community organizers in her speech Weds night. Seeing she is in the party of Christian values, do you think she knows Jesus Christ was a community organizer….and Pontius Pilate was the Governor.



IT'S A CELEBRATION
The AARP celebrated it’s 50th Anniversary of service to the elderly community. It was a star-studded event which rocked out and lasted until the wee hours of 4pm.



GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick resigned yesterday in a written statement admitting he lied under oath about having an affair while in office. I’m surprised he didn’t just text message his resignation to his Mistress.



JOBS GETTING WORSE
The nation’s unemployment rate boomed to a five-year high of 6.1 percent in August as employers slashed 84,000 jobs. These numbers would have been out sooner but all the people in the Labor Dept. Statistics Division were fired months ago.