OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin released a statement her 17 year old daughter is now 5 months pregnant. Which means the girl got pregnant, after she was pulled out of school for mono. In light of this, Palin is scheduled to receive the "Jamie Lynn Spears" award at the convention.
BUSH & CHENEY CANCEL
President Bush and VP Dick Cheney both said they will not be attending the Republican Convention due to Hurricane Gustav. Apparently, Bush and Cheney will have plans to be strapped to an oil rig in the gulf trying to save every last drop from the storm.
A STORMS A-COMING
According to experts, Hurricane Gustav may raise gasoline prices by fifteen cents a gallon. After hearing this, Hurricane Gustav was made an official honorary member of the Republican Party.
B-DAY FOR M.J.
Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, turned 50 years old last week. He says he still feels like a child. Or was that, he still feels on a child? I can’t remember.
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