PUFF PUFF PROSECUTE
Democratic National Convention officials said pot smokers will be prosecuted during the convention. And here I thought the Democrats were the ones who were all for going GREEN.



HAPPY B-DAY MR. PRESIDENT
Former President Bill Clinton turned 62 years old this week. Hillary allowed him to have everything at his birthday party except a cigar.



LIVING LA VIDA LOCA
Ricky Martin is the now the father of healthy twin boys. Ricky was so happy when he found out, he left his post at the drive-through window immediately to go to the hospital.



ONE BIG HOAX
The "Bigfoot" that was discovered in a block of ice in Georgia turned out to be a hairy, rubber bear costume. Other reports claimed it was just Robin Williams who got drunk and passed out in a freezer.



TOO YOUNG TO TUMBLE?
The IOC said it wants to investigate whether the Chinese women’s gymnastics team has been using underage athletes. After hearing this, R. Kelly volunteered to "check" every gymnast personally before each competition.