THE LION ROARS
Senator Ted Kennedy spoke last night at the Democratic National Convention. He had to cut his speech short due to the fact happy hour was starting in the hotel bar.



IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
The "Wall Street Journal" reports more and more employees are "creating" problems, only to solve them, in hopes of looking good to the boss. Now if they can't solve the problem they created, then this is classified as "Congressitis."





OBAMA TARGETED?
Federal authorities are looking into reports that a man arrested with rifles, ammunition and drugs while asleep in his truck may have made threats against Barack Obama. Later it was discovered the guy was just John McCain taking his mid-morning nap.