I DO NOT RECALL
In a recent interview, John McCain said he didn’t remember how many houses he owned. He was however, able to recall the exact number of bottles of Benefiber and Metamucil he owns.




GOP OPENS UP SHOP IN DENVER
Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani gave speeches in Denver the same time the Democratic National Convention was in progress. Apparently, the GOP wants to show they can also put losers behind a podium in Denver as well.




WHAT A FLIPPIN’ JOKE
At a Townsville, Canada primary school, doing a cartwheel in the playground can get you suspended due to it being classified as a dangerous level 2 activity. Serves them right little thugs! Next thing you know, if you allow cartwheels they'll be jumping rope and playing red rover EH??!!