OBAMA IS IN THE LEAD
The latest polls show Barack Obama has a nine point lead over John McCain. That gives Barack a full three months to flip-flop, backslide, and go bowling to lose this race.




OILING UP THE PROFITS
The U.S. Government Accountability Office reports Iraq racked up $32.9 billion in oil profits so far this year. "Only $32.9 billion? With all the shady, illegal and fraudulent stuff we’ve done, that number should be waaaaay higher than that," said Dick Cheney.




"O"SO MUCH MONEY
Oprah Winfrey tops TV Guide’s list of highest paid TV stars earning a whopping $385 million a year. Combined with Steadman’s income, that total comes to $385 million and $87 dollars.




SNIPES HAS TO PAY
The IRS said actor Wesley Snipes must reimburse the government in prosecution costs for his tax conviction in the amount of $217,000. With the lack of success of his latest movies, he should have that debt paid off by 2055 after the release of "Blade 25"



STILL BREAKING RECORDS
"Batman: Dark Knight" continued to smash records by breaking the $400 million mark in only 18 days. The only other movie to break records that fast was "Norbit." It was at Blockbuster in 18 days.