LAST DITCH EFFORT
In an effort to boost sales, GM is once again offering "employee pricing" on all it’s vehicles. Experts say this will have no effect on GM’s profits seeing not even their employees are buying their cars.



SHALL WE DRINK???
College presidents from about 100 of the best-known U.S. universities are calling on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18 to prevent binge drinking. That’s ridiculous. That’s like saying giving everyone a pound of pot will stop drug use.



BAD PEPPERS
Federal inspectors said they repeatedly turned back filthy, disease-ridden shipments of peppers from Mexico months before a salmonella outbreak, yet no government action was taken. You have to cut the FDA some slack. They are still trying to figure out what the hell is in a twinkie.



TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE
A 35-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after police say she made her 12-year-old daughter drive her to a bar to get drunk. That’s nothing new. My kids drive me to drink every day.



STUCK IN A RUT
A man in Hong Kong had to be cut free from a wooden park bench after he placed his penis in a hole and got stuck trying to have sex with it. Police later issued a "bench" warrant for the man. I guess that’s how they do "bench" presses in Hong Kong.

At least he never had to fork out his hard earned wages for a meal or chocolates and spend an entire evening telling the bench how attractive it was.