MCLAME DOES IT AGAIN
In a recent interview with "Blender Magazine" John McCain said his favorite musical group is ABBA and his favorite song is "Dancing Queen." So not only has McCain lost his dignity, but he's also lost something far more important...his MAN CARD!



BEER WORKS
A new study in England reveals beer goggles are real. The study proved that while drunk, men will take home a woman from a bar who looks like "Halle Berry," but when sober the next morning, she actually looks like "Franken Berry."



FINALLY, AFFORDABLE HOUSING
A house in Detroit has sold for $1. The sad thing is, because it’s Detroit, the house was priced way over market value.




IS THIS A WHOPPER OR WHOPPER JR.?
Some workers at an Xenia, OH, Burger King restaurant are in hot water with the health department, after an employee filmed himself taking a bubble bath in a store sink. I guess this gives new meaning to "Have it Your Way." All I have to say is "Dude, hold the pickle!"

The only thing that could have made this worse is if the creepy Burger King guy was drying him off afterwards.