CHEECH AND CHONG ARE BACKKKKK!
Cheech & Chong have announced they are getting back together. In a related story, marijuana production has increased 300% since the announcement.



CALIFORNIA DISASTERS
Southern California has been hit by an earthquake last week while northern California is suffering from wildfires. The only other disaster claiming more homes in California is Countrywide Mortgage.



CONGRESS FINALLY MAKING MOVES
Congress is moving to ban lead from toys and other kids goods. We shouldn’t expect too much too soon from Congress. They "JUST NOW" apologized for slavery.



A NEW SHOPPING EXPERIENCE
M. Lang Executive Attire, A Cleveland clothing store wants to make sure its customers are comfortable, so it has opened a bar in the middle of its sales floor. This will lead to a new pick-up line, "So, do you shop here often?"

And by the time your wife finally decides what she wants, you’ll be too hammered to know how much it costs.




OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK....LITERALLY
Researchers at the University of Wolverhampton, England, have discovered the world's oldest recorded joke. It has been traced back to 1900 BC. That’s odd. I thought the world’s oldest joke was George W. Bush.

The joke traces back to the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq. Here’s the joke: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." I guess you had to be there.