WHAT'S SHAKING?
A 5.4 earthquake rocked Los Angeles yesterday. Hollywood hasn’t shook that much since Kirstie Alley jumped for joy.



LABEOUF LACRASHES
"Indiana Jones" and "Transformers" star Shia LaBeouf was cleared of blame in a weekend collision because the other driver ran a red light. LaBeouf rolled his car in the accident transforming it into Optimus Wrecks.



APOLOGY LONG OVERDUE
The U.S. House issued a historic apology to Black Americans for the wrongs committed against them and their ancestors suffered under slavery and Jim Crow laws. And in a related story, the Romans are planning on apologizing to the Christians for that whole gladiator thing.




MORE FEES
Delta Air Lines on Tuesday doubled the fee to check a second bag for domestic flights to $50. So now it costs twice as much for a piece of luggage that you will never see again.



EIGHT....TEEN IS ENOUGH
A Romanian immigrant has given birth to her 18th child in British Columbia, making her the province's most prolific mother in 20 years. The husband said he now has to wear floaties and water wings while having sex just so he doesn’t fall in.