BATMAN SOARS
With theaters and online viewing, "Batman: Dark Night" could became the fastest movie ever to have 200 million viewers. The only other movie to have close to that amount was Pamela Anderson and Tommie Lee.




BUSH PASSING THE BUCK
President Bush says that we have economic problems because Wall Street got drunk and has a hangover. If that’s the case, the President should be arrested for drunk driving.



OLDER THAN DIRT
Frank Calloway of Alabama , became the states oldest living person when he turned 112 years old on Saturday. Frank said it seems like just yesterday he was in the playground getting wedgies and swirlies from John McCain.



GOLDEN GIRL PASSES
Estelle Getty from "The Golden Girls" died last week at the age of 84. Flags were ordered to be flown at half mast on walkers and wheel chairs everywhere.