WHAT'S NEXT JESSE? CRUMP DANCING?
Fox News now reports Jesse Jackson referred to Barack Obama as the “N” word while off camera. Jackson could later be heard saying he was going to bust a cap in McCain’s ass the next time he’s ridin’ dirty.




GET A CLUE CONGRESS
According to a Gallup Poll, only 14% of Americans approve of the job of Congress. Americans haven’t seen ratings this low since the TV show with the Gieco Cavemen.




BIRTH OF A NEW GENERATION
A new census report shows a record 4.3 million babies were born in the U.S. last year. WOW! That Kevin Federline really gets around!

A new census report shows a record 4.3 million babies were born in the U.S. last year. It's good to know the NBA is doing it's part to give back to the community.




THE NEW iPHONE
Apple sold one million of its new 3G iPhones last weekend. People are already starting to line-up for this weekend’s sale of the NEWER model.




YOU DIRTY RAT
Debbie Miller, the woman accused of planting a dead lab rat in restaurant food and demanding $500,000, was charged with extortion this week. Let’s just hope they don't put her in the kitchen while she's in jail.