BATMAN TAKES FLIGHT
"Batman: Dark Knight" set box office records this weekend by selling more than $155 million in tickets. Hollywood hasn’t seen a box office smash like this since Lindsay Lohan crashed her truck through the front door of Mann’s Chinese Theater.




ROLLING IN THE DOUGH
Barack Obama’s campaign raised $55 million dollars last month making it his best month ever. He said a third will go to his campaign, a third will go to Hillary Clinton’s debt, and the final third will go towards buying a muzzle for Jesse Jackson.



BUSH SCARING THE KIDS
At a T-Ball game yesterday, a little girl was given the chance to meet President Bush and instead of shaking his hand, she began to cry and ran away. This little girl sounds an awful lot like John McCain.

So, much like the President’s approval ratings, this girl was going, going, gone!!!!!!




KATIE IS STAYING
CBS released a statement saying Katie Couric is going to stay with the network. Loud screams of rejoice and jubilation could be heard all over the newsroom...at ABC, NBC and FOX.




INDY CAT FIGHT
Danika Patrick got into a heated argument with Indy Car’s other female driver Milka Duno over the weekend after Patrick felt Duno got in her way a few times. Next time these two go at, I suggest some mud or jello be involved. I mean, sports ARE for the fans right?