SATIRE OR HATE
"New Yorker" magazine cover showing Barack Obama dressed as a Muslim and his wife as a terrorist has sparked outrage among it’s readers. What’s even more outrageous is the fact the New Yorker actually has readers.



POLITICS IN NASCAR
Barack Obama has turned down a possible NASCAR sponsorship. Apparently he feels he has far too many teeth to sponsor a car.



CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH
Dick Cheney's doctors say that his heart is beating normally for a 67 year old man who has had four heart attacks. His soul on the other hand, has been on life support for years.



FOUNDER PASSES
Rocky Aoki, the founder of Benihana restaurants has died at age 69. His funeral plans call for him to be fried, chopped, and flipped onto the plates of all the guests.




GOD ON TRIAL
A Tennessee man is suing a Knoxville church after he claims he injured himself while consumed by the spirit of God. He later dropped his lawsuit when he claimed to hear the voice of God tell him to “Take it like a man, and walk it off.”

One parishioner said, “I think the only spirit that consumed this man was Jack Daniels”