LISTEN HERE
President Bush signed a bill Thursday that gives the government the ability to eavesdrop on our phone calls without fear of prosecution. This means Bush can listen in on our calls whenever he likes. Hopefully he taps into the phone calls of a middle school and actually learns something.




STRIKE LOOMS
The Screen Actors Guild rejected the latest contract offer from Hollywood studios on Thursday making an actor’s strike almost inevitable. Many people involved wondered why the strike couldn’t have taken place before “The Love Guru” and "Baby Mama" were made.





PICS FOR SALE
Brad an Angelina were offered $16million for the first photo of their new twins. The couple’s agent said they will accept the offer in order to offset the cost of the $16 million spent on buying their other kids.



BAD XXX HABIT
Peter Cook, Christie Brinkley’s new ex-husband, admitted during divorce proceedings, he spent more than $3,000 a month on porn. That is truly disgusting. I mean, doesn’t he know porn is FREE on the internet?



BUSTED!!!
The Dallas Police Dept. found 50 lbs or $400,000 of cocaine in a secret compartment in the trunk of a car they seized from a drug bust, and had been driving as a police vehicle for two months. Or at least that’s the cops’ story and they’re sticking to it.