NY TIMES vs MCCAIN
The New York Times rejected an op-ed piece that John McCain wrote defending his Iraq war policy, and blasting Barack Obama for Obama’s op-ed piece about McCain last week. Apparently, McCain’s argument of "I’m rubber and you’re glue" didn’t go over too well with the Times.




LENO OUT!
Jay Leno says he's officially done with NBC after his contract runs out in 2009. So after Leno’s departure, the best thing left on the network will be the commercials.




DMX IN MORE TROUBLE
Rapper DMX was arrested over the weekend in a mall in Phoenix. Apparently, not everyone was thrilled with his performance as the new cashier at Cinnabon.




GREY AREA
Shonda Rhimes, creator of "Grey’s Anatomy," is considering killing off Katherine Heigl's character due to remarks Heigl made about the show’s writers. Now if they could just find a way to kill off the show.




PARDON THIS BEAT DOWN
Gang members in Modesto, CA, who beat a stabbed a sleeping man, later apologized to the victim when they discovered he was the wrong person. What is this? Polite thugs? What’s next? Doing a drive-by and holding the gun with their pinkies up?