IS FOX RACIST?
Protesters, including the rapper Nas, have denounced Fox News as being racist. Fox responded by saying, "We’re not racist. That Nas guy should just go drink a 40, smoke some weed, neglect his child support, and shut the hell up."




NO MORE SEX
A proposed New York law seeks to restrict sex in video games. The state prefers to keep the sex where it belongs...in the Governor’s Mansion.




MORE LOSSES FOR FORD
Ford lost a reported $8.7 Billion in the past quarter. Apparently their promotion of "Test drive a car, get free tickets to 'Don't Mess With The Zohan'" just didn’t pan out.



A NATIVE PROBLEM
The Navajo Nation said they may limit internet access on reservations due to high visits to internet porn sites. Apparently Native Americans have discovered a new version of the "dream catcher."




VACATIONING IN IRAQ
The Iraqi government is beginning to promote tourism to their country. It's a destination spot for the vacationer who just can’t seem to get enough bullet wounds in their own country.