WNBA IS FANNNNNTASIC
Fans witnessed a rare feat when Candice Parker of the WNBA dunked the basketball during a game last night. What was even more rare was the fact there were actually fans at a WNBA game.



SHAQ-FU STRIKES BACK
Shaquille O’Neal ripped into Kobe Bryant for two minutes non-stop as he performed a freestyle rap Sunday night. The crowd became unruly and upset. Not because Shaq was dissing Kobe. But because Shaq actually rapped for two minutes non-stop.



IMUS BEING IMUS - ROUND TWO
Don Imus sparked controversy again on the air when talking about the arrests of football player Pacman Jones. After Imus’ producer said Pacman is "African-American," Imus responded, "There you go. Now we know." This officially makes Don Imus the White Al Sharpton.



OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
As it turns out, the photo of the Lost Amazon tribe was a hoax. The photographer came clean yesterday saying he just wanted to bring awareness to the area. Now we’re waiting to see if the photographer for President Bush’s last 7 yrs will come out and say it was all a hoax.



WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S?
A Los Angeles man was arrested for digging up the body of his ex-wife and sitting her on his couch for two weeks. Here’s my question. Why is it, when you dig up a body in a cemetery, it’s a crime, but if you dig up a body in another country, it’s called “Archeology?”