On-Air Personality, Comedian and Published Humorist William Hale gives his twisted comical take on the latest news headlines. Topical humor has never been so topically humorous.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
OPRAH IS BACK ON TOP
Talk show host Oprah Winfrey is the world's most powerful celebrity for the second straight year as she tops the Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List. This news should help sales of her autobiography, "The Incredible Hulk," which hits theaters tomorrow.
SPIKE-WOOD SPAT
Spike Lee is criticizing Clint Eastwood for having no Black people in his two recent war movies. Eastwood responded by saying, "There WERE black people in the movies. They were killed in the opening scene. When the Army Capt. yelled out, 'Incoming, GET DOWN!' the Black people immediately started to dance and were promptly shot."
AFFAIRS OF THE HEART
Actress Gina Gershon broke her silence and spoke out about the Vanity Fair article that suggested she had an affair with Pres. Bill Clinton. Gershon said there is no way Clinton would even look at her twice due to the fact she doesn't eat out of a trough.
KING OF REHAB
Rodney King, the man whose beating by police sparked the 1992 LA riots, was among the new faces checking into VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" yesterday. On his first day, King broke up a fight by uttering his now famous words, "Can we all just get a bong?"
GIVE IT UP TO THE DOG POUND
Arsenio Hall has been named host of MyNetworkTV's new comedic clip show, "Funniest Moments Ever." Ironically, NONE of Arsenio’s clips will actually be IN the show.
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