NADER IS STILL AROUND
Ralph Nader made an appearance yesterday by telling a local newspaper he thinks Barack Obama is trying to “talk white” and play up the “white guilt” card. To which the Obama campaign responded, “Ralph who?




SELLING THE SHIRT OF HIS BACK
The Gatorade-stained shirt worn by Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers as the team won the NBA championship, has been auctioned for $55,000. After checking E-Bay, there are still no bids for Kobe Bryant’s tears.



MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY
India and China have seen the highest growth of millionaires in the world. To show their appreciation, each country has dedicated a statue of President Bush. China’s statue depicts Bush assembling a lead-filled toy, while India’s statue shows Bush answering the phone for outsourced tech support.



NEW OPTIONS
Chrysler has announced many of it's new 2009 models will now have wireless internet as an option for car buyers. So now, when drivers get into accidents for surfing the web, they can google attorneys immediately.




EXTREME SPORTS
About 300 contestants from across the country came together in a Las Vegas Hotel this week to determine the national champion of the game, “Rock, Paper, Scissors.” Odds of 2 to 1 came out that there would be about 300 people in that hotel that wouldn’t get laid.