FREEDOM AIN'T FREE
Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe was sworn in Sunday just hours after officials said he won a "discredited" election. Now the people of Zimbabwe know exactly how Americans of 2000 & 2004 felt.





THE BIG THREE
John McCain met Sunday with evangelist Billy Graham and his son, Franklin, to discuss political matters. These three are more commonly referred to by the oil companies as, “The Holy Trinity.”





THE FED HOLDING OFF
The Federal Reserve may be hesitant to raise interest rates ahead of the U.S. election in November as such a move could be seen as detrimental to the current administration. That’s good. Because the Iraq war, gas prices, and the economy in no way will be seen as detrimental to the current administration.





READY TO STRIKE
Actors are set to strike on Monday as the contract between the Screen Actors Guild and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers expires. Many producers say the strike is worth it if it means no more movies like “The Love Guru,” “The Happening,” and “The Strangers.”





STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
Sen. Larry Craig, who was caught playing footsie in an airport bathroom, and Sen. David Vitter, who was on the D.C. Madam's list, have joined six others as co-sponsors of the new "Marriage Protection Amendment." Really? Isn’t that like R. Kelly and Michael Jackson sponsoring the “No Child Left Behind” Amendment.

With those two, it’s more like, “Leave No Child’s Behind…..Alone”