Top 5 Things Pac-Man's Bodyguard Said to Start the Fight

According to reports, authorities say Dallas Cowboys' DB Adam "Pac-Man" Jones got into a brief scuffle with the bodyguard that was assigned to him by the team at a private event Tuesday night at a Dallas hotel. What was shocking to most people was the incident didn't happen in a strip club.

One bystander said, "If that bodyguard had been wearing a thong and some clear heels, I don't think he woulda made it out alive."


This got me thinking. What could that bodyguard have possibly said to set of the usually mild mannered even tempered Pac-Man Jones. Well, here is my list of the Top 5 Things Pac-Man's Bodyguard said to start the fight:

5) "Hey Pacman, you're not that good of a corner back. Hell, you couldn't cover me if I was just a torso."

4) "Pacman, Al Davis called. He said come try out for the Raiders. They're a little low on felons right now."

3) "Pacman, OJ Simpson said he saw your last performance and gives it 2 knives down."

2) "Pacman, that stripper in Vegas said you hit like a girl. She said she's been hit harder by a crumpled up dollar bill"

1) "Pacman, your teeth are so messed up it looks like your tongue is in jail. Seriously, your teeth are so messed up every time you bite into a sandwich you spell the word 'TOUCHDOWN'"


NOW THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS!!!!!