Wednesday, September 10, 2008

My Political Humor and Current Events Column Will Re-Appear in USATODAY SOON!


BIG RATINGS WIN
Fox’s coverage of the GOP convention was ranked number one for all cable channels. The coverage was helped by Fox’s lead in movie, “White men Can’t Jump, But They can Sure as Hell Win an Election.”



GUNS A-BLAZE
Shooters from around the globe gathered in Tulsa, Oklahoma for the U.S. Shooting Association National Championships. Word to the wise…..Obama…..STAY AWAY FROM OKLAHOMA!




DO A LITTLE DANCE, GET DOWN TONIGHT
Abdur-Rahim Jackson, a dancer with the famed Alvin Ailey dance troupe said he was forced to perform steps for Israeli airport security officers to prove his identity due to his name. Well, it’s a good thing his name wasn’t "Imma-Humpyanow Jackson."

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