On-Air Personality, Comedian and Published Humorist William Hale gives his twisted comical take on the latest news headlines. Topical humor has never been so topically humorous.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Who's Ya Mummy?
Detroit police say they've found the partially mummified body of a woman in her 80s on the kitchen floor of a house where her mentally troubled sister was living. Police say the body had been there for one to three years. Many men aren't shocked stating they've lived with a mummified body ever since they got married.
The report goes on to say the family dog survived by munching on the remains. When reached for comment, the dog said she tastes just like chicken.
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