Monday, April 28, 2008

Self-Gratifiation is Healthy



A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have a lower chance of getting prostate cancer. Now wait a minute, if this were the case, no man would EVER get prostate cancer.

At least now, when the wife walks in on you while you're "punchin' the munchkin," you can say, "Hey hun, I'm just doing this for you and the kids. You want me to be healthy right?"

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