On-Air Personality, Comedian and Published Humorist William Hale gives his twisted comical take on the latest news headlines. Topical humor has never been so topically humorous.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
No Fly Zone
American Airlines had to delay or cancel 850 additional flights Wednesday, more than one-third of its schedule, as it spent a second straight day inspecting the wiring on some of its jets. "These delays undermine our legitimacy," said the pilot wearing a Jiffy Lube uniform.
Passengers didn't seem to mind the delays seeing they had to walk half-way to their destinations just to get to the gate anyway.
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