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Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Hillary, The New Memphis Mascot
Hillry Clinton makes her argument as to why The Memphis Tigers, NOT The Kansas Jayhawks, should be National Champions.
Mrs. Clinton stated that Memphis, while losing the game, had actually shown more ability to act like a National Champion on Day One. She argued that Memphis had passed every test during the game, including scoring more points than Kansas for 38 minutes. For 38 minutes they had shown the experience necessary to be National Champion. "Just because some team comes along in the last minute and scores more points than the other guy doesn't mean they're necessarily able to be National Champion on Day One." She concluded by saying, "Despite the loss, Memphis is still the most qualified team to hit a free throw at 3am."
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