Thomas Beatie, a man, is knocked up according to reports. Well more specifically, Thomas is biologically a woman, but he decided to go through gender reassignment. Getting down to the nuts (heh) and bolts of it, Thomas took testosterone and had his breasts removed, but he kept the vagina. Now he claims to be pregnant. This poses the question, what would life really be like if men could get preggers:
- Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
- Women would rule the world.
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