On-Air Personality, Comedian and Published Humorist William Hale gives his twisted comical take on the latest news headlines. Topical humor has never been so topically humorous.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Day 3 of Operation Cancellation
For a third straight day, American Airlines has cancelled flights. Today it was over 900 altogether. This is ridiculous. There are more cancellations at American Airlines than Brittany Spear's birth control prescriptions.
In a related story, Air Force One was also grounded today. Not because of any safety issues, but because they couldn't get President Bush to stop making those propeller sounds.
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