"Gay Dog" Booted From Australian Restaurant

ADELAIDE, Aus (AP) - Generally speaking, guide dogs are allowed just about everywhere with their masters. In this case, however, a gay dog, even if a guide dog, got the boot.
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More Sex Helps High Blood Pressure, Official Says

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) - Brazil's health minister has a remedy for the nation's high-blood- pressure problem: More sex.
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Police Barred From Obtaining Penis Enlargements

Indonesia (Reuters) -- Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.
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Three Women Busted With Drugs....In Drug Court
MANATEE CO., Fla. (970 WFLA) - According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, three woman were arrested after they were found with drugs when, ironically enough, they showed up for drug court Tuesday morning.

Veronica Smith, Heather Foy and Caeli Kenney, pictured top to bottom, were arrested on Tuesday morning after they showed up for drug court counseling carrying drugs, according to police in Manatee County, FL.

When the three women arrived at the judicial center, Smith was immediately arrested on an active warrant. Deputies say they found her carrying a syringe, a bottle of urine, four Roxicodone pills, 23 Soma pills and a spoon.

Smith reportedly ratted out her pal, telling cops the urine and syringe belonged to Foy, 23, and said the two regularly got high in the judicial center bathroom.

And then deputies say they found a Roxicodone pill and a tourniquet on Foy.

The judge ordered Kenney, 19, searched -- and bingo -- authorities claim they found a stash of pain pills in her groin area.

All three are charged with possession of a controlled substance.

Suspect Found Neck-deep in Manure Pit

ALBION, Ind. (AP) - Police said that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm.
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California Man Was Wired For Pleasure, Not Terror

CALIFORNIA (Smoking Gun) -- A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device.
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89 Year-Old Woman Fires Gun At Intruder

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - An elderly Des Moines woman used a handgun to ward off a man who bashed in the front door of her home.
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3 Men Tunnel Their Way Into A Pot Dispensary

LAGUNA HILLS, Calif. (CBS)-- Burglary suspects may have dug themselves into a whole lot of trouble. They tried to tunnel into a medical marijuana dispensary, unaware that the clinic had installed a new security system.
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Crocodile Forces Water Aerobics Class to Wait

SYDNEY (AP) -- The biweekly water aerobics class at a holiday park in northern Australia was postponed Tuesday when an unwanted guest entered the pool -- a 5-foot-long (1.5-meter) crocodile.
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Driver Arrested For Doing 5 mph In A 40 mph Zone

FARMINGTON, Conn. (AP) -- A 39-year-old driver was pulled over in Farmington this weekend where police said he was doing 5 mph in a 40 mph zone. Police said Isreal Nieves of Bloomfield had the drug PCP in the car and a 9-year-old passenger.
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Prom-Goers Watch Repo Man Drive Away In Their Limo

JENKS, Okla. (AP) -- High school students attending a prom in Oklahoma say they watched as a repo man drove away a limousine they had rented. At least one initially thought it was being stolen.
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Recipe Calls For 'Salt And Black People'

(NewsCore) - It is a tiny misprint, but an Australian publisher had to pull a cookbook after one recipe called for "salt and freshly ground black people" to be added to the dish, AFP reported Saturday.
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Facebook Unfriends Osama Bin Laden

(TechnologyExpert.blogspot.com) -- Facebook has apparently just unfriended a high profile extremist: Osama bin Laden.
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Teen Pops Open Can Of Beer In Back Of Police Car
FORT WALTON BEACH, FL -- The Sheriff’s Deputy reports that as he was driving Tasha Lee Cantrell home, he heard her open a can and then busted her sipping from a tall can of Steel Reserve beer.
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Thong Thief Caught With 79 Pairs Of Panties

EAST LANSING, Mich. -- East Lansing police say a 19-year-old Michigan State University student faces possible charges after pilfering 79 pairs of women's panties.
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Dad Leaves Kids In Car To Visit Strip Club

DALLAS, TX (AP) - A suburban Dallas man faces child endangerment charges after police say he left his 3-year-old and 9-month-old children locked in the car while he visited a strip club.
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Pornographic Magazine For The Blind Launched

(Telegraph) - A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women.
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Deputy Shocks 30 Students With Taser At Career Fair

LEADVILLE - In Colorado, a Lake County Sheriff's deputy was put on unpaid administrative leave on Thursday after he used a dry Taser to shock 30 students.
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I Once Got Busy In A White Castle Bathroom

GREEN TWP., Ohio -- A man has been charged in a bizarre case that police say started after he had sex with a prostitute in a local restaurant bathroom.
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Group Sex Ad on Craigslist Too Good to be True, Man Arrested
WEST HARTFORD, Conn. (CBS/AP) Richard Zeh of Newington was arrested Monday after responding to a bogus Craigslist ad soliciting group sex, West Hartford police say.
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Robber Leaves Backpack At Scene of Crime, Then Returns For It.
ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - When a homeowner caught two burglars stealing his TV, he thought the crime was over. However, one of the burglars left an important bit of identification: His metropolitan detention center booking information.
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Mugger Steals Wallet, But Leaves His Wallet At Scene Of Crime
WILMINGTON, Del. (WPVI) -- Police in Delaware say one of the men wanted for an assault and robbery left his own wallet at the scene of the crime.
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Drunk Fireman Pulls Fire Alarm As A Joke - At Fire Chief's Birthday Party
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL — A firefighter in Riviera Beach was arrested after activating the fire alarm at a local lounge while drunk in February at a supervisor’s birthday celebration, according to recently-released records.
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