Lack of Sex Will Cost Ya

NICE, France - The Telegraph: Beware if the mood has left the marriage, at least in France! A judge in France has ruled that a 51-year-old man must pay his 47-year-old ex-wife damages for failing to fulfill her sexual needs for 21 years. Full Story

Two Colorado Men Accused of a Real Life "Weekend At Bernies"

DENVER, CO — AP: Two men are accused of engaging in a disturbing re-enactment of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" after authorities say they drove around town with a dead friend in the car, running up a bar tab on his account and eventually using his ATM card to withdraw $400 at a strip club. Full Story

FELONY FAiL: Toe Sucking Bandit Strikes Again!

CONWAY, AK — AP: An Arkansas man who was once convicted of threatening to cut off a woman's feet and suck her toes while she bled to death was back in jail Monday after two women told police he wanted to touch their toes as well.
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