Dumb Ass of the Week!

PASCAGOULA, MS. - (AP) -- William Velasquez Castillo, 27, is an illegal alien who had a warrant out for his arrest when we was apprehended on Wednesday, according to cops in Pascagoula, MS. When the fugitive was nabbed, he was allegedly wearing a t-shirt with the words "I'm hiding from the cops" written on the front. It's even better when you see the picture on the shirt.
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Bus Almost Runs Over Baby

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (CNN) - Video of a bus driver's close call with a baby sitting in the middle of a busy Texas road has been released.

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Study Shows Men Are Biggest Liars

Men are the biggest liars! At least according to a survey commissioned by the Science Museum of London which quizzed three thousand people about their truthfulness.
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Woman Charged With Stun Gun Attack In Wendys

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman is facing charges after being accused of chasing a Wendy's employee with a stun gun when she got upset about her order.
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Man Tries To Trade Baby For Beer

CHICOPEE, Mass. (WWLP) - A father was allegedly caught trying to trade his infant baby for beer at a Chicopee gas station on Monday.
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Prankster Found Not Guilty For Rapping Order At McDonalds

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — (Boston Herald) - Not McGuilty was the verdict from a Utah judge who acquitted a young man of disorderly conduct Tuesday for channeling Jay-Z and rapping an order at a McDonald’s drive-thru.
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Man Gets Stuck In Toilet Trying To Retrieve Cell Phone

CHINA - (APP) -- A Chinese student had to be rescued by firefighters after he got his arm stuck down a toilet trying to retrieve his cell phone.
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Alcohol Abuse Takes On Entirely New Meaning

PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) ― Bud Light may not be advertising these two as "Real Men of Genius." Two men in Pueblo are accused of using an 18-pack case of Bud Light as a weapon while stealing beer at a local Loaf 'N Jug convenience store in Colorado.
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Waitress Fired For Complaining About Tip On FaceBook

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina waitress is out of a job after griping on her Facebook page about the $5 tip she got from a couple who sat at their table for three hours.
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Man Accused Of Faking His Way Into Harvard

DELAWARE - (AP) -- A Delaware man who attended Harvard University for two years before getting kicked out pleaded not guilty Tuesday to charges he fabricated a perfect record of academic achievement to get into the Ivy League school.

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