I'm sure we have all experienced that boss from hell a time or two in the past. So here is your chance to let THE SPORTS FANATICS know what you would do if AL DAVIS was your boss and we'll read it on the air. And while you think about that, here are a few inspirational words from some A-Hole bosses we all aspire to be like:
- The Boss said in a meeting, "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
- Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
- A motivational sign in the Bosses office: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
- A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."
- My Boss said to me " What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."
- Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"
- HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."
- Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."
WHAT WOULD I DO?
I suggest a blanket party. Wait for good ole AL to walk around the corner, throw a blanket over his head, and beat the crap out of him with a sock full of nickles.
:-)
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