- The Clinton campaign digs up records proving that Hawaii was not a state at the time of Obama's birth, thereby making him ineligible.
- Obama confesses that the "blackout ending" of the series finale of The Sopranos was his idea.
- Shocking photos show Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden were actually college roommates. They depict Bin Laden doing keg stands while Obama stands to the side holding his turban and counting in Arabic.
- Video surfaces of Obama punching a baby
- Bill Clinton starts campaigning for Obama
- Hillary sheds two tears
- Hillary invites Barack to her home in NY to talk about ending the race. The visit eerily resembles that fateful scene from the movie Misery
- In June, it's discovered Obama cheated on his wife and his taxes, and killed three people while robbing a bank with a "Death to America" T-shirt on, but America STILL forgives him. However, once it's discovered he secretly ran a dogfighting ring, it's curtains for him.
credit - Slate magazine
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