Head Start

Three Texas teens were charged with abuse of a corpse after they dug up the body of an 11-year-old boy and used the skull as a bong to smoke marijuana. Ok, here goes:

- What a bunch of head cases.
- That had to be a grave undertaking.
- Gives new meaning to the term "getting a head".
- Numb skulls, all of 'em.
- Seriously though, who hasn't dug up a body and used the bones in one or more practical ways. I remember as a little boy my father took me down to the graveyard because our kitchen table had a broken leg. Well, we got the leg we needed, and it didn't hurt anyone. As a treat, my dad collected various other bones and made a xylophone! Wow, we had such fun playing that thing.