A Hackensack man has been arrested for engaging in sexual activity with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman at a Teaneck hospital morgue where he worked. This is not news, married folks complain about this all the time.
Let's just pray this guy doesn't start hanging out at the local crematorium looking for a "piece of ash."
All charges were later dropped when it was discovered the corpse was actually Joan Rivers in a plastic surgery induced coma.
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